Black metal finds its Cincinnatus.
Elections by their nature bring out shameless self-promotion from politicians. From Hillary Clinton’s constant touting of her own “historic” significance as a candidate to Donald Trump’s egomaniacal ravings, many Americans could be forgiven for desiring more self-effacing office seekers.
So Norway may offer a ray of hope for humanity. In the small town of Kolbotn, just outside of Oslo, political neophyte and international black metal sensation Fenriz (founding member of the band Darkthrone) has been elected to the town council as an alternate representative—despite having run a campaign urging people not to vote for him.
In an interview with the music website CLRVYNT, Fenriz (birth name Gylve Nagell) explained that he reluctantly accepted an offer from Norway’s Liberal Party to stand in the local election, despite having absolutely no interest in winning office. “Basically, they called and asked if I wanted to be on the list” of backup representatives, he told CLRVYNT. “I said yeah, thinking I would be like 18th on the list and I wouldn’t really have to do anything.”
Perhaps concerned that apathy and total lack of experience wouldn’t be sufficient to thwart his chances, Fenriz then ran an outreach campaign consisting entirely of posters with him and his cat accompanied by a plea that people not support him.
Unfortunately for this founding father of Norwegian black metal, the plan backfired spectacularly. The residents of Kolbotn were apparently so taken with his self-denying attitude that they promptly voted him into office, much to Fenriz’s chagrin. “I’m not too pleased about it. It’s boring,” he said. “There’s not a lot of money in that, either, I can tell you!”